function hats() {
hat = Math.floor(Math.random()*3572+1)
// BATTERS HELMET //
if (hat == 1) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Batter's Helmet!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// BONK HELMET //
if (hat == 2) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Bonk Helmet!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// YE OLDE BAKER BOY //
if (hat == 3) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found Ye Olde Baker Boy!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// BASEBALL BILL'S SPORTS SHINE //
if (hat == 4) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found Baseball Bill's Sport's Shine!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// SOLDIER'S STASH //
if (hat == 5) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Soldier's Stash!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// TYRANT'S HELM //
if (hat == 6) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Tyrant's Helm!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// STAINLESS POT //
if (hat == 7) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Stainless Pot!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// PYRO'S BEANIE //
if (hat == 8) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Pyro's Beanie!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// BRIGADE HELM //
if (hat == 9) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Brigade Helm!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// RESPECTLESS RUBBER GLOVE //
if (hat == 10) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Respectless Rubber Glove!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// DEMOMAN'S FRO //
if (hat == 11) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Demoman's 'fro!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// GLENGARRY BONNET //
if (hat == 12) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Glengarry Bonnet!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// SCOTSMAN'S STOVE PIPE //
if (hat == 13) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Scotsman's Stove Pipe!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// FOOTBALL HELMET //
if (hat == 14) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Football Helmet!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// OFFICER'S USHANKA //
if (hat == 15) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Officer's Ushanka!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// TOUGH GUY'S TUQUE //
if (hat == 16) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Tough Guy's Tuque!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// MINING LIGHT //
if (hat == 17) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Mining Light!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// TEXAS TEN GALLON //
if (hat == 18) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Texas Ten Gallon!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// ENGINEER'S CAP //
if (hat == 19) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Engineer's Cap!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// TEXAS SLIM'S DOME SHINE //
if (hat == 20) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found Texas Slim's Dome Shine!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// PRUSSIAN PICKELHAUBE //
if (hat == 21) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Prussian Pickelhaube!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// VINTAGE TYROLEAN //
if (hat == 22) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Vintage Tyrolean!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// OTOLARYNGOLOGIST'S MIRROR //
if (hat == 23) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "You found the Otolaryngologist's mirror!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// TROPHY BELT //
if (hat == 24) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Trophy Belt!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// PROFESSIONAL'S PANAMA //
if (hat == 25) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Professional's Panama!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// MASTER'S YELLOW BELT //
if (hat == 26) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Master's Yellow Belt!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// RITZY RICK'S HAIR FIXITIVE //
if (hat == 27) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixitive!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// FANCY FEDORA //
if (hat == 28) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Fancy Fedora!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// BACKBITER'S BILLYCOCK //
if (hat == 29) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Backbiter's Billycock!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
// CAMERA BEARD //
if (hat == 30) {
var divTag = document.createElement("div");
divTag.id = "dropBox";
divTag.innerHTML = "
You found the Camera Beard!
";
document.body.appendChild(divTag);
}
}