Is your thread about hats or dogs?
Are you spectate4hats?
Are you going to make a thread about a blog post or news?
It has already been posted. Yes, your thread will be locked and your tears will fall.
Give yourself a shotgun mouthwash!
Don't waste everyone's time with your nonsense. Everyone hates you.
Are you fixing or creating a...
Everyone will hate it and you will bring shame upon your family name.
Are you trying to fix a current weapon?
Does your fix/idea affect enemy player movement?
Does your fix/idea require significantly less skill to use?
Does your fix/idea require a lot of skill to use?
Does your fix/idea affect your HP?
Is your fix/idea original and creative?
Be more original you 1-dimensional parasite!
Are you going to suggest a new class?
Your idea was a ninja or pirate wasn't it? If not, your idea is pitiful anyway and you deserve to choke on a sandvich.
Is your fix/idea about the pyro?
Are you going to suggest a W+M1 fix??
Give up. Your idea will be a hard fail, much like your life.
How many parts does your idea have?
Is there 1 fundamental idea and a few supporting ideas?
Have you answered this question before?
You're idea is too complicated - Think it over and try again Einstein.
Are you attempting to fix 2fort?
Stop it.
Are you attempting to fix Hydro?
Are you changing the gametype?
Your idea is atrocious, no-one likes you, go kill yourself.
Are you attempting to fix Arena?
Have you been thinking about this for several months?
Is it a good idea anyway?
Honestly?
If you think you've fixed arena then you can attempt to post your idea. It better be good.
On this rare occasion you might actually have something useful to say.
What will your thread be relevant to?
What will your thread be relevant to?